the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
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