they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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