Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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