very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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