I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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