I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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