Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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