so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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