Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
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just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
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I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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