u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
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THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
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Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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