wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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