Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
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If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
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It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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