I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
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Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
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Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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