Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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