You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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