Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(541): View more from Oregon

You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.

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(845): View more from New York

Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk

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(651): View more from Minnesota

He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.

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(540): View more from Virginia

so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..

(1-540): View more from Virginia

What did u do?

(540): View more from Virginia

turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..

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(810): View more from Michigan

woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.

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(907): View more from Alaska

the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas

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(985): View more from Louisiana

It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.

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(712): View more from Iowa

I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!

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