a bad idea.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.