My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
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In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
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Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.