i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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