you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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