just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
i want to swaddle you in tequila
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Randomize
