its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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