I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
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I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
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Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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