I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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