i permit you to call me
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
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After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
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woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
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