everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
you told grandpa to call you daddy
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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