Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
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his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
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I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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