and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I currently don't understand fingers.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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