; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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