Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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