Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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