the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
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Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
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There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
You ate ashes out of my bong
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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