In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
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My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
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They are going to name an STD after you.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
Randomize