I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
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who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
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What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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