Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
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I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
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Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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