the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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