Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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