Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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