I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
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Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
being pregnant is like rehab
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
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God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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