If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
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he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
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WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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