Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
is it fun? or sober?
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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