Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
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Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
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If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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