Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
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he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
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I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
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