lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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