garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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