He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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