dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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