Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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