So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Randomize
