hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
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i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
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I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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