College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
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U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
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I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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