sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
My nipple is on Facebook.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Randomize
