So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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