windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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