All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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