So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
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were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
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I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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