Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
