he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I checked into jail on foursquare
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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