That's intense
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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