Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
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his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
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Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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