Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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